Rednecks vs. Hillbillies

If you're wondering... This is a zombie.

I was talking to my sister Ellen the other day, and she enlightened me.

"Rednecks have trucks and boots and go hunting," she said.  "Hillbillies have toothless wives and useless dogs and no shoes."

Interesting.

"And rednecks are usually heavily armed.  So be careful!"

Good information to know.  Now I just need to be on the lookout for zombies.